Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?

You have to hollow out the head.

What did Snow White say whilst waiting for her photos?

One day my prints will come.

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Icecaps

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Snowballs

Hahaha, now they're funny. Sharon take note  xx

Theres just SNOW need for you Pappadoll...

xxxxx lmaoxxxxxx

What's an ig?

An eskimo's house without a loo.

What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle

What do you get if you cross a snowman and a mobile phone?
"We're talking in the air..."

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-man!

What do you say to a stressed snowman?
Chill out!

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